assiest:

pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!

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petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(Source: yimmyayo)

luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

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(Source: hashtagrockhard)

(Source: headlikeanorange)

yousetyourlimits:

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(Source: lezbelesbians)

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

(Source: castiel-is-a-assbutt)

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

catchingupdates:

“Definitely the best decorated party: #CatchingFire with people deco #cannes2013 (x)”